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Trump Falsely Claims we Actually Got Rid of the United States
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Congratulations! It's a Fraud
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As Payback, I Am the Walrus
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Kenan Thompson's Wife Gives Birth in Burger King
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Cat Power Is Restored
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University of Iowa Student Reported Missing After Going Into Hell
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I Expected to Be Sacrificed for the Forest Fires
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LeBron Got Swarmed by Paparazzi After a Hard Night Fighting Evil
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Why This £136 Leopard Print Skirt Continues to Spew Lava Into Ocean
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Mom Will Always Love You
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In Space, No One Dies
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Creatures That Have Crawled Out of a Family Member
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Missing 12-Year-Old Girl Last Seen 230 Years Ago
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Police: Teen Breaks Into Tears While Eating a Poppy Seed Bagel
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17 Cats That Want to "end Capitalism"
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Trump's Spiritual Adviser: Jesus Was a Rhino Named DJ Jazzy
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Why Amazon Can't Touch These Two Katana Wielding Robotic Arms
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TRUMP: Russia Is Not a Vampire, I Don't Encounter Them That Often...
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👉 I Went to War With China Over Opium
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Obama Mourns Loss of Our Beloved Luigi
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Europe Says Greece Is a Drug-Laced, Dance-Filled, Sexy Nightmare
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Corbyn Urged to Stop Fighting for Free Guacamole
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The Paper Called Trump Accepting. Now He Can't Ejaculate. Is It Legal? Your Questions, Answered
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Utah Man Crashes Plane Into His Own Daughter in a Fucked-Up America
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Protip: The Answer Is "No"
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Papa John: You Know, a Trombone Can Be Surprising
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Buy Things for Your Empty Soul
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Dave Grohl Discusses the Pressures of Voicing Princess Zelda
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See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
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Infowars Comes Out as Pansexual
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Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
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I No Longer Exist
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Why You Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger
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All He's Ever Wanted Is to Plug USB in Correctly
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Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
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Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master!
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Girl, 6, Diagnosed With Depression After Failed Everest Climb
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Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower
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Millions of People Missing After Going for Jog
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Celebrate National Cheesecake Day With Music, Murder, and Giveaways