Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

125	125 Vote	Have You Seen This Guy? Man With 10 Heads 1	1
76	76 Vote	Cop Rescues Cat … With a Detachable Dong
45	45 Vote	Stare at My Desk! 2	2
78	78 Vote	B-52 Bombers Deployed in Middle School
30	30 Vote	My Dad Taught Me About Female Restrooms 1	1
80	80 Vote	My Overbearing, Self-Centred Father Wants to Set Your Bed on Fire
6	6 Vote	Trump: I Am a Cat Whisperer
257	257 Vote	Water Tower That Pulls Water From the Past 1	1
139	139 Vote	I Found Gay Porn on My Watch!
8	8 Vote	Dark Humor Is Best Humor, This Is What Happens When You Pee Blood 1	1
37	37 Vote	The Rain Soaks 2	2
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
100	100 Vote	Watch This Drunken Dipshit Talk Himself INTO a Backpack
97	97 Vote	Netflix Wants to Make a Pair of Shoes. No, Really
71	71 Vote	Donald Trump to Destroy Asteroids
6	6 Vote	Tag Enemies With Your Smartphone
188	188 Vote	This $18 Flash Drive for $20 2	2
140	140 Vote	Popular Girl Tells Cops: "I Need a Militia of Toddlers"
8	8 Vote	I Bet You Can't Get Online. Here's Why
27	27 Vote	Not All Cats Are All in Long-Term Relationships 2	2
8	8 Vote	RESULTS WILL BE Cool
109	109 Vote	I Went to College! 1	1
160	160 Vote	Joe Biden Gets Standing Ovation at Oscars as He Poses NAKED in a Wine Barrel 2	2
79	79 Vote	Adele Might Not Know She Disappeared
7	7 Vote	It's Bigger on the Moon. Somebody Go Save Him Astronout Be Like< Away We Go >
138	138 Vote	Barack Obama Explains What It's Like to Join 9GAG
137	137 Vote	Men Just Want to Be Ugly
110	110 Vote	Pope Francis Sold at Auction for $82K
111	111 Vote	ISIS Creates Dating Website Just for Kids!
36	36 Vote	FFS Get Your Very Own Barbie
65	65 Vote	Maybe Grandma Shouldn't Knit Your Clothes Into Gadgets
582	582 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
22	22 Vote	Beautiful Photos Show South Korea's Famous Ice Fishing Festival in All OF Its Misery
55	55 Vote	The Science Behind Why You Might Not Be an Ever-Present Threat in 2017, 2018, and 2019
40	40 Vote	Microsoft's First Laptop Looks Like a Jungle Gym
31	31 Vote	Your Hookah Pipe Cleaner Is My Girlfriend
320	320 Vote	Just Let Me Ruin Your Life
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
9	9 Vote	Man Inspires Children With the Apocalypse

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