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10 Rules for Making a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision
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Daddy and I Masturbate Once Everyday
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Childhood Just Got Cancelled
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Cops Looking for the Messiah
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Microsoft Responds to Backlash Over a Grilled Cheese Sandwich With Too Much Cheese
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Scientists Wake Comatose Patient Using Only Art Supplies
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George W. Bush Reportedly "Worried" He Could Be Underwater by 2100
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You Humans Know Nothing About Vaping
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Computers in the Fridge, Milk in the Sahara Desert
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What if the Ball Never Comes Back Down?
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How a Pet Project About Cooking Turned Into Super Mario Bros
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Sexy Lingerie Is Being Exploited...To Our Peril
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Donald Trump Achieves Lifelong Dream of Being Released From Prison
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Court Grants Johnny Depp's Request to Wear a Speedo
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Russia Banned From Ordering Pizza Hut
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Pokémon Go Fans Get a Free Meal - but NOT Anymore!
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At Least 73 Killed in Crash With Parked Cars
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Google Launches Family Library So You Can Buy Yourself
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Judge Tests Limits of Empathy
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Green Beret From Irvine Identified as Soldier Killed by Ducks
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Woman Falls Off Couch
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Phelps Takes Down 2168 Year Old Woman
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Win a Trip Through the Wormhole
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Facebook Is Changing News Feed to Be Stupid
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Iran Is Ready for Adventures ... In Lingerie!
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Trump: I Am Filled With Marijuana Candy
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A Fridge Full of Cash Won't Buy You Lunch
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My "Pokeballs" Is Ready for Release, Only Needs Sony's Approval
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Turkey Shuts Down Without Explanation
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China Strives to Become a Model of Comedy Writing and Monumentally Bad Taste
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How Do I See a Cat
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Harry, It's Time to PURGE
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ISIS Claims It Can Be Really Mean
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Prince George Does Not Give Flying F*ck About You
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Bill Clinton's DNC Speech in the Mushroom Kingdom...
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What Is a Plonker
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What to Do With Donald Trump When He Wakes
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Here's How to Avoid Pants
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Carpooling With a Bear
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Who's Your Favourtie Soccer Player? Mine Is Piplup