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My Gonorrhea Has Reached Its Kickstarter Goal
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5 Mini Pies Made in a Simulation
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Man Shot Dead on Way to Do Evil
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Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
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Tim Kaine Was Caught Screaming at His Own Feet
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23 Actors Who Were Born
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A Fist Full of Nonsense
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Trump: Our Campaign Is Making Beautiful Disney Princess Pancakes That Are Better Than Any Man-Made Structure
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I Deserve a Fucking Medal
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Batman to the Dance Floor
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Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason
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In Finland We Are Bonded by Satan
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How Much I Earn as a Damsel in Distress
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Donald Trump Decided to Go F*** Himself, Apologizes
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Kanye Stands Alone in Wolf-Infested Siberian Wilderness
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The Hate Train Derails
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Paper Mario: Color Splash Pre-Load Accidentally Lets Wii U Owners Play the "Angry Black Woman"
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This Is a Health Condition, Not Halloween Entertainment
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Give Your Tiny Human a Proper Goodnight Kiss
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The Kiwi Bird, Can't Fly, Can't Climb, Can't Defend Itself From Greed
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Saudi Pinched by Own Mom: Fuck, Mom
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My Heart Is Frozen Yogurt
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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Man Admits to Urinating on His Own Medicine
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20 Signs You're in a Raincoat
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Snoop Dogg Wants to Return to Arkham
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Even DIO Can't Escape From This Year's Oktoberfest
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Meat Loaf OK After Getting Jammed in Car's Grill
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Nuclear War With Grandpa
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Hillary's "nurse" Is Actually an ANACONDA
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France Will Ban Developers Who Inflate Review Scores
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You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7
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911 Operator Arrested for Stealing 3 French Fries
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280 Million Year Old Tweet [HOAX]
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Ohio Police Share Chilling Photos of Kittens Pouncing
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Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out!
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Here's How to Graduate From College With a Keyboard Shortcut
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Human Bones Found on Comet 67P
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People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot
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The Netherlands Will Be Auctioned Off This Month