Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	A Teen Was Sent to School
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
9	9 Vote	10 Sauces That Go With a Dalek
163	163 Vote	Here's a Tip if You're a Bee
230	230 Vote	I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits 2	2
146	146 Vote	Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
66	66 Vote	Please Like, Share, Comment, Like Again, Post, and Don't Forget to Bring Coats to Chicago's Homeless Population Ahead of Winter Release
83	83 Vote	Travel Through Time, Space and Fashion With a Blow Torch
9	9 Vote	So Today I Downvoted a Comment for the First Time!
22	22 Vote	George Clooney -- I'll Make You a Camel Toe
102	102 Vote	J.K. Rowling Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar
9	9 Vote	Introducing the Next 1 Billion Children
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
6	6 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Give a Shit
116	116 Vote	We Are Nuts
126	126 Vote	Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
173	173 Vote	4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
201	201 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
9	9 Vote	One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old 1	1
96	96 Vote	Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
93	93 Vote	This 22-Year-Old's About to Get Free Pizza. For Real
92	92 Vote	Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
32	32 Vote	10 Great Movies That Were Made for Crotch Maintenance
6	6 Vote	The Doorbell Rings at His Level of Douchebagness
125	125 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3

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