Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

surkimus

Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	MSNBC Lawmaker: Trump Partially to Blame for Satan's Bad Behavior
98	98 Vote	Babies Born After 2017 May Never Need to Talk to Girls at Parties
116	116 Vote	Overwhelming Number of Refugees Allowed to F``k My Wife on Saturdays 2	2
78	78 Vote	Woman Run Over by Her Own Shoe Collection?
145	145 Vote	Amazon Deals: Get 10% Cashback When You Are Rich but Ugly
50	50 Vote	It's Official: Armpit Hair Is the Meat? WHERE IS IT?
79	79 Vote	Mutants Are on eBay
305	305 Vote	Car Made From Car Parts 1	1
346	346 Vote	How Waking Up Is "Nonsense"
185	185 Vote	Woman Cries After Getting Bopped in Nose
746	746 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
197	197 Vote	Kylo Ren, Pfft. He Wouldn't Have Even Made It Onto Airplane Before Being Detained, Police Confirm
141	141 Vote	Strange Light Going Up My Ass
65	65 Vote	No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars 1	1
9	9 Vote	Shit's Bout to Get Past a Door
33	33 Vote	Trump Is Full of Oobleck
118	118 Vote	Climate Skeptics Are Half-Right, and 100 Percent Full of Spiders
222	222 Vote	Erykah Badu Announces Tour De Fuk De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK De FUK DUDE WUT AAAARGH 1	1
70	70 Vote	Britain's Got Talent Hopeful SHOCKS Judges by Eating a Steak Alone at Dennys
102	102 Vote	This Lakers Fan Already Has the North Korean Missiles
31	31 Vote	Pippa Middleton Is Eating Television
118	118 Vote	Crayola's Newest Crayon Color Is a Worm Under Her Skin
215	215 Vote	We're Becoming a Worrying Trend
86	86 Vote	Newborn Baby Crying in Seconds With One Emoji
51	51 Vote	Rihanna Is Ready for Bed, and How to Defeat Terrorism
70	70 Vote	So, Being Drunk Doesn't Actually Change Your Flight Experience
148	148 Vote	Homeless Man Punched Me in the Perseus Galaxy Cluster
268	268 Vote	Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
141	141 Vote	Oh God, Get Out of Russia
100	100 Vote	After Math: Did I Do Math
7	7 Vote	8 Inch Guy Fieri
163	163 Vote	This Is the Third Most Instagrammed Place in Hell... 1	1
6	6 Vote	When Someone Touches You in 360°
57	57 Vote	I Live in the Comments 1	1
40	40 Vote	Bury Underwear in Your Guacamole
225	225 Vote	This Vision Test Will Determine if You're a Fuckboy
155	155 Vote	My Friend Said He Died 1	1
90	90 Vote	23 Disturbing Pictures of a Toilet 1	1
150	150 Vote	Apple Gets Permit to Test Explosives
87	87 Vote	Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Blasts Off With Restaurant's Cash Register

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
…
12
13
Next →