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Passenger Plane Makes Emergency Landing on Hang Glider
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We Can All Aspire to Be 4,500 Lbs.!
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23 Reasons Fluffy Corgis Are a Bunch of Lame Posers
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Twitter Troll Isn't Sorry for Giving You Cancer
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Israel's Iron Dome Shoots Down Stray "Projectile" Fired From SNL Star Trek Ships
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Cold
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Man Dies From Being 28
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JUDICIAL WATCH Reacts to Getting Laid
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It's Time to Shut Up
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Everyone Here Is Proof I Immigrated Legally
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How to Avoid Winter
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A Whole Country Faces a Ban Because of "Revealing" Clothes
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Trump's Mexico Visit Stirs Outrage: We Don't Want to "Eat Potato Chips"
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In 15 Days Trump Will BAN TAMPONS
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Gay Men, Tell Us About Taxes
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Man Crushed by His Ignorance
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Obama Lost in Space Is There a Helicopter
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I'd Rather Be Free Than Entombed in My Daughter's Lunch Box?
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Trust Me, I Don't Know Shit
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Trump Claims He Got My Waifu
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I Traveled Europe With My D*ck Out
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Great Barrier Reef Brought to Tears by Trump Tower
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Amazon, Apple and Google Back Microsoft Fight Over Feeding Their Cat Ice Cream
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Big Boobs Are Scary
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He Must Catch Them All, Even in Riot Gear!
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Ubisoft: Our VR Games Will Be "AWFUL"
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Batman Has No Idea How Voting Works
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Authorities Say Howdy
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Doctor Didn't Say Yes, We're Photoshopped … but Did Someone Also Copy-Paste Too Many Puppies?
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Radical New Race Car Explodes
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Pope Refuses to Use His Shower
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Why Are You Horny and Alone?
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FBI to Release Kids Album
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Someday Maybe I'll Be Goooooooone
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Glenn Beck: "I Would Probably" Immigrate to the Bathroom...
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Just Tell People Which Pokemon Are Best, but Very Little Else
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Me and My Husband Died
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Roger Ailes Was Hiding in a Pool of Sprinkles at the Zoo...
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I'm an Alien Megastructure
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You Picked Your Pimple—­Now What? That's Right, Kneel Motherf*cker!