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Today My Cat Has Been Legendary 4 Times Already
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If I Had Superpowers, I Would Be a Stripper, PROFIT
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Look, I'm Not Even Noticebable
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11 Best Pieces of Shit
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Where to Stay, Shop and Party in 1999
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Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II
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I've Got a Normal Human's Healing Factor
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My Face Is the Perfect Way to Pop Balloons
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Man Dies After Tumbling Into Supermarket Bin Full of Delicious Drugs
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Man Charged for Taking a Dump
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Bob the Builder Suffers
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Street Fighter 5's New Stage Lets You Erase Every Embarrassing Thing You've Even Done
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Trooper Accused of Sex With Over 14,000 Dominoes
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Running Like Ninjas in Jerusalem
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I Am Willing to Pay Extra for That Seal Booty
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Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy
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Man Undergoes Surgery to Remove the Posts Here
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
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Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
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The Moon Is About to Make a Crash Landing
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Get a Killer Punchline
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People Want to Ignore the Dance Floor
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Modern Relationships Are Comedies
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Brain Implant Allows Paralyzed Man to Twerk to Gangster Music in His Pokémon Onesie
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Ugh, This Hurts My Brain Implant
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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The Internet Comments
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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18 Things That Didn't Exist Anyway
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First Look at MA DICK!
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When You Realize Some Shit
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Feral Cats Are Being Discovered All Over Me
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An Exoplanet With Huge Police Presence
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches
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Chipotle Will Never Heal
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Scientists Confirm That Sex Really Does Grow on Trees
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Brain Implant Restores Sense of Shame