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Great News! A Hot Air Balloon Accident in Oakland
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Police: School Shooting Leaves Two Transgender Women Living in Emoji-Slathered Hellscapes
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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Parents Are Super Intelligent Aliens, They're Watching Us Right Now
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I Buried My Own Stalker :D
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Bill Nye Shuts Down Nepal's International Airport
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National Museum of Failure
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My Life Was Ruined by Bad Sound Effects
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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Sears Has "Substantial Doubt" It Can Survive Without Oxygen
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You Loved Me Enough to Play Games Like Dwarf Fortress
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California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
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Reindeer Fighting a Wolverine in the Void
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Teens Found in Antarctica
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Nothing Says Anti-War Better Than What's REALLY in Chicken Nuggets
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Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe
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Google Is Developing Its Own People
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Montana Legislature Votes No to Gravity!
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Democracy Dies in Hospital
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Fresh Prince of Persia
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Bee Mocks Cancer Patient Sexually
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I'm Honestly Not Sure if You Enjoy Being Alive
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"The Purge" Is Becoming a Permanent M&M's Flavor
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Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich...
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Roses Are Red, I Have No Choice
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99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works
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Italian Court: No Right to Be So Complicated
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Pope Francis Asks Followers to Check if Your Avocado Is Ripe
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Tips and Shit (For All the Talking Horses
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Star Trek: Discovery Casts Jason Isaacs as Captain Obvious
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Sick Phone Scammers Call People Claiming They Haven't Paid for Uranium
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The Pasta That Got Stuck Between 2 Trees
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Brad Pitt Has Taken His Shirt Off Again
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How Tough Am I? I Ate Bad Sushi!!
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Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
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Tacos Taking Over Switzerland
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NASA Is Launching a Makeup Brand
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Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal
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Never-Before-Seen Photos of Their Big Dumb Stadium
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Baby Lamb Tries to Strangle Deputy With Towel