Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

surkimus

Voted Headlines

604	604 Vote	Please Do Not Exist
132	132 Vote	Sorry Folks, Science Probably Can't Help You Organize Your LEGOs
7	7 Vote	I'm 32 Male, Married and Have an Exit Plan 1	1
180	180 Vote	McDonald's to Slash Funding for United Nations
182	182 Vote	Obama Got a Companion Cube
278	278 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'm Ready to "leave the Planet"
166	166 Vote	Dear Everyone, the Onion Is Not a Continent
85	85 Vote	Dad Cremates Daughter in Supermarket
105	105 Vote	I 3D Printed Cheese
339	339 Vote	Its Funny Because It's Treason
6	6 Vote	6-Year-Old With One Arm Takes on IRL Red Skull
398	398 Vote	Medical Experts Say Hi
74	74 Vote	You Can Now Get Paid to "bully and Intimidate" Me When Someone Gets Hurt
84	84 Vote	Her Mouth Is Only Getting Louder
50	50 Vote	Fly at Me Swan!
104	104 Vote	Tiger Woods Returns to the Moon?
127	127 Vote	Only Dark Soul Players Can Wear a Dress AND Pants?
275	275 Vote	Oh Lord Jesus, It's a Girl Under 5'3"
8	8 Vote	Teacher Melts Down, Disrupts, Curses, Quits, Walks — and It Was Behind Killing of Kim Jong Un's Brother?
7	7 Vote	Peepholes Found in Freezer 1	1
123	123 Vote	Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy 3	3
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
221	221 Vote	DON'T LET Your "friendly" Dog Run at 60fps
32	32 Vote	Congress Proposal to Create Deflector Shields
77	77 Vote	Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear 2	2
210	210 Vote	Sorry, Ben, but You're Dead Inside
503	503 Vote	Four Killed in Suicide Prevention 2	2
6	6 Vote	Maybe I Am the Doggo With the Stars
367	367 Vote	3 Guilt Free Ways to Kill Fascists (Also Old Ways)
112	112 Vote	Will There Be a Felony 1	1
46	46 Vote	I See a Gorilla. Well, I See a Gorilla. Well, I See Sheets of Plastic Out of Control
7	7 Vote	Cannot Take This Shit
103	103 Vote	Scientists Prove That Microbes Could Survive on Mars Bars
390	390 Vote	Star Wars Cantina Song Is People's #1 Sex Track
147	147 Vote	Theoretical Physicists and Astrophysics Confirm: Life Is Rude
74	74 Vote	I Drank My Friend's History Book 1	1
192	192 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Let's Get Divorced!
120	120 Vote	You're Never Too Old to Sing a Song 1	1
27	27 Vote	Conman Banned From Having SEX at 5am
92	92 Vote	Professor Oak: So Are You Sith, Jedi or Even Neutral? 2	2

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